How New Delhi spun a late-breaking air-combat claim into the latest round of the Modi-Trump “who-won” show
If you blinked on 9 August, you might have missed it. Ninety-three days after the brief but explosive India-Pakistan clash of May, India’s Air Chief Marshal Vivek Ram Chaudhari walked onstage at an air-force seminar and calmly dropped what he called “the longest surface-to-air kill in history.”
According to Chaudhari, Indian S-400 missiles had knocked at least five Pakistani fighters out of the sky from roughly 300 km away. One of the victims, he added, appeared to be either an electronic-intelligence bird or an airborne-early-warning plane. A separate Indian strike, he claimed, had damaged a PAF base, destroyed an AWACS on the ground and put several F-16s in a nearby hangar out of action.
The auditorium—packed with serving officers—broke into hearty applause. Chaudhari himself looked oddly subdued, rubbing an eye before returning to his script. The rest of the planet, however, was caught somewhere between déjà vu and disbelief.
After all, the first version of the May shoot-out had come from Pakistan. Within hours of the skirmish, Islamabad insisted its pilots—flying Chinese-made jets—had splashed five Indian aircraft, including three brand-new French Rafales. Open-source sleuths have since argued that New Delhi underestimated the reach of Chinese-supplied PL-15 missiles and paid the price. At June’s Shangri-La Dialogue India’s Chief of Defence Staff, General Anil Chauhan, conceded losses but added, cryptically, “What matters is why they were lost.”
Now Delhi was flipping the script: the final score was not 0-5 against India but 5-0 in its favor—and nobody had noticed until autumn.
Cue global bewilderment.
Twitter lit up with two recurring reactions. First, awe at India’s almost monastic self-restraint: imagine sitting on a record-breaking victory for a full quarter. Second, suspicion: if Delhi really had video and radar tapes, why dribble the news out in a closed-door speech rather than a press conference with satellite pictures?

The timing, of course, was delicious. Back in May, former U.S. president Donald Trump had claimed credit for brokering the cease-fire and—here’s the kicker—volunteered the very number “five.”
“Five, five—four or five—planes went down,” Trump told reporters. “I think it was actually five.”
Indian opposition leader Rahul Gandhi instantly retweeted the clip, taunting Prime Minister Narendra Modi: “The American president knows, but Indians don’t. What is the truth, Modi-ji?”
Fast-forward three months and Delhi appears to have settled on an answer: Trump was right about the number—he just had the flag on the tail wrong. By retroactively assigning five kills to the Indian side, New Delhi both erases the embarrassing 0-5 meme and nods politely in Trump’s direction: Yes, Mr. President, five aircraft were indeed lost; you simply misread the serial numbers.
Not everyone is buying it. A widely shared post attributed to Pakistani accounts challenged both air forces to throw open their hangars for an independent count, ending with a dare: “We suspect such a check would reveal what India is trying to hide. Victory is built on moral authority, national resolve and professionalism—not on press-release warfare.”
So what does it all mean?
- The battle of narratives
Welcome to 21st-century conflict, where the dogfight is fought as fiercely on WhatsApp as in the sky. Pakistan says it shot down six Indian jets in the first hour; India now says it destroyed six Pakistani jets over the whole war—one side counting time, the other counting calendar days. The truth? Locked away in classified radars and cockpit GoPros, leaving the rest of us to choose the version that best fits our politics. - Trump vs. Modi: whose win is it anyway?
Trump wants the cease-fire listed under his “Art of the Deal” sequel; Modi wants it filed under “Mission Shakti 2.0.” Chaudhari’s speech pointedly credited India’s “punishment” for Islamabad’s eagerness to de-escalate, never once mentioning Washington’s late-night phone calls. Expect Trump, ever allergic to sharing credit, to remind Modi—probably via all-caps Truth Social post—that 50 % tariffs still hang over Delhi’s head. - The long game of “winning”
Trump’s White House celebrates its first 200 days with posters that read “President Trump Keeps Winning.” Modi’s BJP, meanwhile, has dispatched briefing teams to friendly capitals to narrate India’s “historic” victory. Two populist brands, both allergic to the L-word, are now locked in a slow-motion arm-wrestle over who actually owns the win.
For the rest of us, the scoreboard remains stubbornly fogged in. One side’s “longest missile kill ever” is the other side’s “fiction at 300 km.” Until somebody opens the hangar doors and lets the satellites count tails, the only safe bet is that both leaders will keep on winning—at least on paper.
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