France is approaching a full-system meltdown, and this time it is not the usual Parisian spring of barricades and slogans. What began ten days ago as another round of angry demonstrations has already mutated into something the Fifth Republic has never faced: a simultaneous legitimacy crisis of the presidency, the parliament, and the street. The country is not merely protesting; it is auditioning for failure. 1. The spark nobody noticed On 9 September Prime Minister Michel Barnier handed Emmanuel Macron his resignation. Within hours—literally the same afternoon—Macron appointed a little-known loyalist, 46-year-old Interior veteran Bruno Retailleau, as the new premier. No consultation, no cooling-off period, no bipartisan courtesy calls. The message could not have been clearer: the president has stopped pretending he can govern from the center and is now governing from the Élysée bunker. The country answered that night. Power substations were torched in Bordeaux, rail lines c...